Well, well... what do we have here? A post from... Jason? Pfft, probably going to talk about something stupid like Mega Man, or anime, or some off-the-wall RPG no one cares about - let alone ME.
Or... Maybe I'll talk about something worth your time; so stop sticking your pinky so high in the air as you drink that cup of tea and click below to read the beginning of a hands in the air, papers everywhere, "WTF... I thought this was a video game blog" column that I'm starting... RIGHT NOW! I promise to tantalize your eyes with some sort of imagery. Hell, you might even enjoy it.